Nobody Knowles Why Solange Attacked Jay Z But Here Are Some Possible Reasons

A day doesn’t go by without an update from the wonderful life of notoriously private power couple, Jay Z and Beyonce, however in recent news the focus has been less on their “Flawless” image and more on Bey’s Sister Solange… well, more on her fist really. Solange is seen opening a can of ‘Whup Ass’ on Jay Z and showers him with a combination of slaps uppercuts and sidekicks. There was no audio on the video footage which you can watch here so Premiere One investigates a few reasons for how we believe the spat begun, please prepare yourself for a generous serving of shameless puns…

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  • Solange asked Jay Z how her dress looks, Jay responds honestly…
  • In the unseen footage Solange was the last one to get inside the elevator and clocked Jay Z trying to press the ‘door close’ button frantically before she could get in
  • Jay Z changed their tour date name… she didn’t like it

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  • Jay Z, Solange and Beyonce were in fact recording the reality video to their new track I Got 100 Problems and A Bitch is One
  • Beyonce dared her to do it

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  • Jay Z said his lips were bigger than her career
  • Solange will become the Ultimate Fighting Champion and was auditioning for Roc Nation to manage her BndQvp0IcAA16Da
  • Solange was actually showing off her new karate moves when Jay Z got in the way
  • She was trying to protect Hov from a swarm of wasps
  • Solange couldn’t afford the publicity for her new album and opted to beat Hov instead
  • Jay Z walked into her fistBndW8WkCAAAow29
  • Jay Z told Solange that his two-year old is a better song-writer than her and that as of tonight he’ll be handing  over all song-writing responsibilities to Blue Ivy
  • Jay Z walked into her foot

    Jay Z every time Solange comes around to the Carters family home

    Jay Z every time Solange comes around to the Carters family home

  • Solange is informed that in order for her to move up the Illuminati ranks, she must defeat the reigning member
  • Jay Z was giving her too much lip!

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  • She lost a bet to KimYe
  • He never paid her back the five dollars she lent him
  • Nobody told her that they were all going to arrive at the ceremony wearing funeral black
  • Jay Z was wondering who Solange was… then it hit him

 

Can you help us work out why you think the altercation happened?

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